Quotes

I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thinking problem.

The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

The only thing that's longer than a Texas mile is a Kinky Friedman story.

I'd rather be a reincarnation of a well-fed cat than a poor saint.

In Texas, there are only two things that people care about: God...
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Give me liberty or give me death!

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger ...
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I'm over it, and now I'm moving forward.

I've let go of the past and embraced a brighter future.

I refuse to let negativity hold me back any longer.

Life is too short to dwell on things that no longer serve me.

I am strong enough to let go and make room for better things.

The best revenge is moving on and being...
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Lift heavy, live heavy.

No pain, no gains.

The iron never lies.

In weightlifting, the only competition is yourself.

Train hard, lift heavy, be strong.

Strength is not given, it is earned.

Weightlifting: the only sport where you lift your own success.

Strong body, strong mind.

Lifting weight...
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Love is a powerful force, capable of changing everything in its path.

We are all prisoners of our own desires, chasing after what we think will make us happy.

In the pursuit of fame and fortune, we often lose sight of what truly matters: love and compassion.

Sometimes, the ones we love the most are the ones who hurt us the d...
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A great book is like a friend that never leaves your side.

Books are the windows to new worlds and perspectives.

In books, we find the stories that reflect our own.

Reading is the key that unlocks infinite knowledge.

Every page turned is a step closer to enlightenment.

Books are the magic that illuminates our m...
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Preschool is a place where even the tiniest voices can be heard.

Preschoolers are like little sponges, soaking up knowledge every day.

Behind every preschooler's giggle is a world of imagination.

Preschool is where friendships begin and last a lifetime.

Preschoolers see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

Preschoo...
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The Five Wishes PDF puts your end-of-life care in your hands.

With the Five Wishes PDF, you have the power to express your desires for your health care.

Five Wishes PDF allows you to plan for the future in a meaningful and personal way.

Five Wishes PDF empowers you to make important decisions about your medical treatment. Read More

May the luck of the leprechauns guide your every step.

Catch me if you can, for I am a mischievous leprechaun.

The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is just a tip of a leprechaun's treasure.

In every leprechaun's heart, there is a little bit of gold.

Don't underestimate the power of a leprechaun's laughter.

Life happens when you least expect it.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.

Life doesn't always give you what you want, but it gives you what you need.

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Life is full of ups and downs, but it's how you ride the waves that matters.

Life is a constant chang...
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The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention.

The way we give gifts reflects our love and appreciation for others.

A gift is not just a physical object, but a symbol of thoughtfulness and care.

The joy of giving a gift is in the act of making someone else happy.

A thoughtful gift can say more than...
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Marriage is like a rollercoaster, with ups and downs, twists and turns.

Marriage is a beautiful dance, but sometimes you step on each other's toes.

In marriage, you have to learn to compromise, even if it means giving up your favorite TV show.

Marriage is a journey that requires constant navigation, but the views along the w...
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Green is not just a color, it's a state of mind.

In the midst of nature, the true beauty of green can be witnessed.

The vibrant shades of green can breathe life into any setting.

Nature's green palette is the perfect canvas for a peaceful mind.

Green is the color of tranquility, soothing our souls in times of chaos. <...
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Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure.

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism.

In the movies, I kill guys with an axe. In real life, I can't control a nine-year-old.

I'm kind of a broken record on keeping marriages together.

If you're not gonna tr...
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - Galadriel

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. - J.R.R. Tolkien

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. - Gandalf

Not all those who wander are lost. - Bilbo Bag...
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Love is a fork in the road, and I'm taking all the wrong turns.

Life is a battlefield, and I'm ready to fight for you.

Sometimes, the darkest paths lead to the brightest destinations.

I'm addicted to the taste of danger, and you're my favorite drug.

In a world of chaos, you are my calm.

You're the only one I wa...
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I swing as hard as I can. I just hope I hit something.

Grip it and rip it!

Life is too short for boring clothes.

I don't always hit fairways, but I always hit it long.

Success is 90% mental, and the other 10% is mental.

If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

Gol...
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A real man takes responsibility for his actions.

True masculinity lies in kindness and empathy.

Strong men lift others up, not tear them down.

Being a man means standing up for what is right, even when it's not popular.

A gentleman treats women with respect and equality.

Strength is measured by character, not m...
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When you put God first, everything else falls into place.

God is my compass, and I follow His direction.

Putting God first is the key to finding true happiness.

God is the foundation on which I build my life.

In God's presence, all worries melt away.

God's love is the fuel that ignites my soul.

I find st...
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I have not yet begun to fight. - Paul Revere

Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here. - Paul Revere

The British are coming! - Paul Revere

One if by land, two if by sea. - Paul Revere

The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army....
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