Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I was tired of all the serious movies. Luckily, I found humor and satire.
I’m not against half-naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Make it funny, make it quick, make it surprising. And if you can make it rhyme, even better.
I’m not against half-naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
I think a sense of humor is important in life, especially when faced with adversity.
I’m in love with horses, I’m just afraid of them.
I try to have some fun with my movies. Give the audience something to laugh about.
Comedy is about finding the absurdity and making people see the world in a different light.
I always try to bring some laughter into the world. It’s a powerful tool.
My comedy is about pushing boundaries and challenging norms.
When in doubt, fart jokes always work.
Comedy is the art of telling the truth in a way that makes people laugh.
I make movies for the audience, not for critics.
I believe in laughter therapy. It’s good for the soul.
If I can make just one person smile with my work, then I’ve done my job.
You can’t take life too seriously. It’s too short for that.
I like to think of myself as a truth-teller disguised as a clown.
Comedy is about finding the common thread that unites us all.
If you can find humor in the darkest places, then you can find light anywhere.
I was born to make people laugh. It’s my purpose in life.
I want to be remembered as the guy who made people forget their troubles for a while.
Laughter is contagious. Spread it around.
Comedy is my weapon against ignorance and intolerance.
If I can make you laugh, then I’ve made a difference in your life.
I’ve never met a joke I didn’t like.
I’m a firm believer that laughter is the best medicine.
I find inspiration in the absurdity of everyday life.
Some people see the glass half full, others see it half empty. I just see a glass that needs to be filled with laughter.
If life is a joke, then I’m the punchline.
Laughter is the great equalizer. It doesn’t matter who you are or where you come from, everyone can laugh.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but a good fart joke can be pretty healing too.
I believe in the power of laughter to heal wounds and bring people together.
I’m not trying to change the world with my comedy, but if I can make it a little brighter, then I’ve done my job.
Comedy is an art form that allows us to see the world through a different lens.
I’ve always been drawn to comedy because it allows us to confront difficult topics in a non-threatening way.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Humor is a powerful tool that can break down barriers and bring people together.
I believe in the power of laughter to bring joy and happiness into our lives.
Sometimes you have to laugh, even when life seems unbearable.
Laughter is like a spark that ignites the human spirit.
My goal is to make people laugh until they cry, and then cry until they laugh again.
I find inspiration in the absurdity of life’s little moments.
Laughter is the secret ingredient that makes life worth living.
I’ve always been drawn to comedy because it allows us to laugh at our own humanity.
Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh, live, and love.
Comedy is like a boomerang – it always comes back to you.
I believe in the power of humor to heal wounds and bring people together.
Laughter is the sound of the soul awakening.
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